apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

slay-with-me:

bowties-and-greeneyes:

sn4kepit:

mem0rare:

vaginaraptor:

grimrapper:

maeduh:

i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about

unless its hitler

then it’s only nein times cuter

i am done

did nazi that coming

this is way out of mein kampfort zone

ann frankly i think this is silly

magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep